Magic Game 4

Turn

Life - 9

Name: Restless Apparition
Cost: (W/B)(W/B)(W/B)
Type: Creature — Spirit
Pow/Tgh: (2/2)
Rules Text: {(w/b){(w/b){(w/b)}: Restless Apparition gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Persist (When this creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Turn.

Vampire Nocturnus 3/3 - top card is a swamp

Attack for 2 with Gatekeeper

Block with Restless Apparition

Both die, Apparition comes bk as a 1/1

Turn

I play Edge of the Divinity followed by Edge of the Divinity on Tidehollow Sculler

Name: Edge of the Divinity
Cost: (W/B)
Type: Enchantment — Aura
Pow/Tgh:
Rules Text: Enchant creature
As long as enchanted creature is white, it gets +1/+2.
As long as enchanted creature is black, it gets +2/+1.

Making it an 8/8

I attack you with it

Take it -

Life 14

Turn

Swamp

Bloodseeker 1/1 lose life when play creature

Top card of library Blood Tribute

All vamps +2/+1 and flying

Attack with Nocturnus and Pulse tracker for 9 in total

Hmm I don't feel the shooting pains in my rectum like I was promised...

You got lucky. I got manascrewed