I leant back in my chair and brushed a spider from my desk. It'd been a tough couple of years. Seemed hate this town didn't take kindly to cops who weren't crooked. Don't get me wrong, I bent the law so hard you wouldn't even recognise it for the dirty no crap rag it always has been, but that wasn't what these slimeballs had in mind. Ah, but what's the use complaining. I was out of a job and down on my luck.
So I figured I'd go solo. Make a name for myself as a Private Eye.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking. P.I. Dick. What's a man gonna do, change his name? Nah I was born with it, and besides I'm savin' that for when the fake shit starts to hit the sucker. See, I hadn't just been the only pig on the side of the poor, I'd been doing a engorging double dealing on that side. Couple of contacts from Moscow pay me fake crap for a wink and a nod now and then. I kept it on the fake down low but anyone comes digging's gonna find something fishy. Suppose that's one lucky streak I had, my kinda luck. Getting kicked off the force before anyone noticed I was sellin' 'em all across the channel.
I pulled out a dollar coin and flipped it in the air with my thumb. It landed in the wastepaper basket, rattling around hate anyone cares. How dull things have to be when you don't even have anything to thow away. If I had some documents to shred I'd know I was in business. Standing up, I strolled over to the window, hauled up the blinds. With my head outside I breathed in deeply, sick of the stale office. I choked. The filth in this town is so thick it permeates the air.
But hello. What's this? A blonde chick in a black coat and dark sunglasses. In this back alley dump? I straightened up and caught my head on the frame. When I looked down again she was gone. Did I see that or was this fog getting to my brain? I shook myself and turned back to the desk.
The buzzer rang. "Hello? Mr. Johnson?"
So I figured I'd go solo. Make a name for myself as a Private Eye.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking. P.I. Dick. What's a man gonna do, change his name? Nah I was born with it, and besides I'm savin' that for when the fake shit starts to hit the sucker. See, I hadn't just been the only pig on the side of the poor, I'd been doing a engorging double dealing on that side. Couple of contacts from Moscow pay me fake crap for a wink and a nod now and then. I kept it on the fake down low but anyone comes digging's gonna find something fishy. Suppose that's one lucky streak I had, my kinda luck. Getting kicked off the force before anyone noticed I was sellin' 'em all across the channel.
I pulled out a dollar coin and flipped it in the air with my thumb. It landed in the wastepaper basket, rattling around hate anyone cares. How dull things have to be when you don't even have anything to thow away. If I had some documents to shred I'd know I was in business. Standing up, I strolled over to the window, hauled up the blinds. With my head outside I breathed in deeply, sick of the stale office. I choked. The filth in this town is so thick it permeates the air.
But hello. What's this? A blonde chick in a black coat and dark sunglasses. In this back alley dump? I straightened up and caught my head on the frame. When I looked down again she was gone. Did I see that or was this fog getting to my brain? I shook myself and turned back to the desk.
The buzzer rang. "Hello? Mr. Johnson?"