game 49 yadda yadda

mountain

aether vial (at the beginning of your upkeep, put a charge counter on it, you may tap and cast a creature spell for free if it's mana cost is equal to the number of charge counters on it)

turn

plains

turn

charge counter on aether vial

I play a second one

turn

plains

prostitute 1/1

turn

I put charge counters on both vials

I play a mountain

turn

plains

hooker -> level 1

hit for 2

turn

As you declare attack, I tap an aether vial, bringing in a goblin arsonist which bocks your skank and deals it an extra point on the way out

I put a charge counter on both vials, then play goblin matron with one, searching out a warchief

turn

I play emerge unscathed on skank when you declare your blocker - protection from red until end of turn

skank survives

emerge unscathed rebounds onto skank - protection from red

plains

attack with skank for 2

lightmine field

turn

charge counters on both vials

mountain

a vial gets out goblin warchief

then I play mudbutton torchrunner

turn

plains

armored ascension on skank making it 7/7 flying

attacking for 7, it gets -1 defence

turn

life - 13

I put a counter on a vial, so now i have one on 5 and one on 3, they'll stay hate that.

I use the 5 to get out siege-gang commander

I play boggart shennanigans

turn

plains

cum bucket is 8/8

-> level 4

attack for 8 flying

turn

life - 5

turn

level hooker to its full glory

11/11 flying first strike

kabira vindicator 2/4

turn

goblin matron

boggart shenanigans

I pay 2 mana to sac mudbutton torchrunner dealing 7 damage to you (2 from commander, 3 from torchrunner, 2 from shenanigans)

I then attack with all the rest of the 8 goblins

lightmine field kills them all

my copies of boggart shenanigans deal 16 damage to you

but the hooker survives